The World According to Keitho

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What’s in a photo?

Posted by keithosaunders on March 3, 2010

This photo was taken at last Sunday’s gig.  I’m posting it because it is one of the all time great photos of me.  Somehow my pattern baldness has been neutralized.  This is not due to any photo shopping chicanery, but perhaps owing to favorable lighting and/or certain rules of quantum mechanics of which I am unfamiliar.

    Note the furrowed brow, denoting intense concentration, the over-sized cranium enabling subject to retain chords to upwards of hundreds of standards while withstanding the ennui and occasional taunts from hostile audiences.   The use of a goblet shaped container to hold currency seems to be code for some kind of barter system.  Tunes for cash?  There is a photo perched atop the keyboard.  Could this be a kind of figurehead?  An unseen, yet controlling presence exerting an iron will upon a servile minion? 

Let’s examine some clues available to us from the photo.  There’s a tip jar, followed by the last three letters of the keyboard, [..and] and a glass of scotch.  Let’s see, bucks and scotch…bucks and scotch… I GOT IT!  We drink to forget the ineptitude of the Milwaukee Bucks!

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