Posted by keithosaunders on October 16, 2010
You say you want toast *and* you want 8 hours of sleep? Introducing…the Slo-toaster!
Bread goes into the slo-ster before you go to bed — eight hours later you awake to….toast!
Cathy from Wisconsin writes: Why wouldn’t you just put a clock on the toaster so that you could start it automatically at Xpm? Otherwise, what you’ll get in the morning is a pile of crumbs that resemble volcanic ash in texture.
Our crack R & D staff has seen to it that this will never happen! You see, while you are sleeping, 455 little metal arms housed within the titanium shell of the slo-ster slowly massage the toast, creating a golden-brown, crisp texture. The toast is not only delicious, but super-relaxed!
Listen to what our satisfied customers have to say: ”I went away on a two-week cruise and returned to the best damn piece of toast I ever had!
“Since the Slo-Toaster came into my life I’ve finally been able to sleep through the night without the anxiety of having to wake up and make toast!