Posted by keithosaunders on April 3, 2011
I’ve discovered this guy on twitter who calls himself NotWaltFrazier. Of course his tweets are all rhymes but he’s actually better at it than the real Clyde! Here are some of his better ones:
Came back from the bathroom to see Mike Breen messin’ with my chair. Not trustin’ his adjustin’!
Amar’e and Nor’easter. Partners in creatin’ random punctuatin’!
What’s with Portland turnin’ your knee into debris? Playin’ for the Blazers is riskin’ your meniscin’!
Carmelo’s lookin yellow with all this talkin’ and balkin’!
Got me thinkin’ about Willis in Game 7. His limpin’ was pimpin’!
Skippin’ breakfast got me stumblin’ and grumblin’! Appeasin’ with ham ‘n cheesin’!
Mike Breen is still mad I re-scheduled his wake-up call for 4am LOL. My prankin’ got him crankin’!
Finally I direct tweeted him this:
Keith: Clyde, your tweets are delightable and recitable!
And he responded
notwaltfrazier: C for grammar, A for glamour!