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Keitho’s guide to the rapture

Posted by keithosaunders on May 21, 2011

Wake up.

Have favorite breakfast (dry cereal and coffee)

Remember to set fantasy lineups on off-chance that I can move into first place before the flood.

Watch Bay Area series, Subway series, and Mavericks vs Thunder, so that I will be able to give all the folks in heaven an up to the minute sports update.

Listen to My Favorite Things

Watch a few episodes of the Honeymooners and Curb Your Enthusiasm

Forgive that flute player for dragging me out to Davenport, Iowa in 1993 for one gig, driving all night non-stop from New York City, and docking my pay $25.00 for oversleeping and being ten minutes late to the soundcheck.


5 Responses to “Keitho’s guide to the rapture”

  1. Well, Keith, Apparently we’re all still here. I was kind of hoping that Jeter and A-Rod would get taken up today in the Rapture. It would make for interesting reading in the sports pages of the New York Post tomorrow.
    Regards, Bill

  2. Blair Ivey said

    I would have though you’d be exempt from the Rapture.

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