Posted by keithosaunders on October 27, 2015
[Droning arco bass note]
In the beginning God created the heavens and the earth but the earth was formless and darkness was over the surface.And God said, ‘Let there be light.’
On the second day he created the sky and on the third day he created the land.
And on the fourth day he said, ‘Screw this, I’ve got light, sky, and land, now I’ll create a little team from Flushing called the NEW YORK METS!!!!!!!!!’ (but first I’ll create Flushing)
So it must be said, so it must be done!
And on the 5th day he created GO TIME.
OH YEAH, LADIES, IT’S YOUR 2015 WORLD SERIES STARRING THE GREATEST TEAM EVER, THE METS!!!!
[crowd noise] HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
LET’S GO METS, LET’S GO METS. I BLESS METS, I BLESS METS!!!!
YOU GET THE PICTURE….