National whatever day
Posted by keithosaunders on April 12, 2016
I’m sick of these made-for-internet holidays. Sunday was National Sibling Day followed by Monday’s National Pet Day. Now come on, folks. don’t kid a kidder. THESE AREN’T REAL HOLIDAYS. They serve as excuses for narcissists to post photos of themselves, and humble-brag about their pets.
As someone who wouldn’t mind if Thanksgiving were cancelled, the addition of a myriad of new holidays is causing me no end of stress.
Well, if you can’t beat ’em, join ’em. I have hereby created, and am proud to introduce to you a new holiday. Henceforth April 12th shall evermore be known as, National Lamp Day.
Have a joyous, festive Lamp Day, and above all, be safe!