National whatever day

I’m sick of these made-for-internet holidays.  Sunday was National Sibling Day followed by Monday’s National Pet Day.  Now come on, folks. don’t kid a kidder. THESE AREN’T REAL HOLIDAYS.  They serve as excuses for narcissists to post photos of themselves, and humble-brag about their pets.

As someone who wouldn’t mind if Thanksgiving were cancelled, the addition of a myriad of new holidays is causing me no end of stress.

Well, if you can’t beat ’em, join ’em.  I have hereby created, and am proud to introduce to you a new holiday.  Henceforth April 12th shall evermore be known as, National Lamp Day.

Have a joyous, festive Lamp Day, and above all, be safe!