Well, folks, Thanksgiving is upon us. It is little secret the traditional Thanksgiving foods are among the most overrated of all all time. There’s a reason we don’t eat stuffing and cranberry sauce year round. Stuffing tastes like cardboard and cranberry sauce is an assault to the taste buds. Sweet potatoes? Meh. The turkey, a dry, unwieldy bird, tastes good for three bites or so before the tryptophan kicks in and then it’s goodnight the lights. The white meat tastes like paper so you’d better get a good place in line to snag one of the two drumsticks.
Enjoy!
The World According to Keitho 