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Swiping left

Posted by keithosaunders on July 25, 2017

Today, while perusing potential Tinder matches, I came across an uber-lady.  She’s into beach volleyball , snowboarding, hiking, water skiing, and she’s been to 70 countries!  She caps off her profile with this old chestnut:  I’m looking for someone who can keep up.

*swipes left.*

It’s not the first time I’ve read this line – it’s hardly original – but each time I see it it inspires a new wave of antipathy.

That’s her criteria?  Not intelligence, warmth, humor, introspection, but somebody who can keep pace with her daily round of incessant activities.

I’ll pass.

 

 

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3 Responses to “Swiping left”

  1. They like to use “work hard, play hard” quite often on those dating sites. To me that means you’re a miserable workaholic who gets really drunk on the weekends.

  2. “I’ve been to paradise, but I’ve never been to me.”

    Sorry, I’ll see myself out.

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